Remember this stuff? I know, it had us all in a huff! “Pink Slime” they called it. We loved it, consumed it, and kept going back for more. Until some pointed out the lore. Instead of real meat in lieu, it was some existential goo.
Let’s consider, shall we, the gospel anew. The Apostle said “another they’d spew!” * There’s much chatter about “The Gospel” of late, it’s because we’ve swallowed the bait, and perhaps already knew, that much of what we’ve partaken was mistaken for gospel goo.
Pink Slime, some say, is a myth. The whistle blowers take the fifth. Now that our offended sensibilities are assuaged, we’re no longer enraged. Perhaps in time, the Gospel too will revert from goo to true. A few questions I have for you:
What in your esteem is the most blatantly foul gospel theme?
Where in Bible writings do we find the clearest Gospel sightings?
Can you make your comments rhyme with the pink gospel slime?
* 2 Corinthians 11:4, Galatians 1:7